Survived the curses!

Hi all i am quite positive we have all at one point seen a chain letter,some are just stupid fun others are more malicious so me being me, and also having small cousins, i decided to allay the "you will die if you don't repost" fear. and this is how i did it.

unless of course you are this person,i assure you there is no truth to these messages(this might sound ridiculous but some people must believe otherwise we would never see them) so i thought people who did beleive would go "but how do you know?" so i came up with this "experiment" lets first look at the types of chain letters


1.the one that go's
make some kind of wish
L
O
A
D
S
OF
DOTS
keep wishing
MORE
DOTS
nearly there
MORE DOTS
(then)the pixies of Appleton will make your wish come true,but if you don't resend this to 10 people before midnight (chain writers like midnight i have found out) they will steal you away from your bed and kill you with there evil pixie claws (i am not a savant in pixie fable law so if i have offended with portraying them with claws then i apolo- no scratch that, your now an adult stop bieng so touchy!)

2.Hi there is a boy called Berko, he is in an African orphan,he has no arms,no legs,his mum was killed by evil tigers and know he is in an orphanage,resend this message to 10 friends or the orphanage will close and Berko and all his Friends will die,want that on you conscience?

3.DO NOT READ THIS!!!!! (insert neon sign here)Harry was bullied in school,he was bullied so much he actually got killed,they threw him into a well and his neck snapped and know he died ,this isn't fake google his name Harry smith (because making a website is sooo hard,and also the name smith is so uncommon that it couldn't be just anyone) if you don't resend this to 10 friends Harry will steal you in your sleep to THAT well and KILL YOU (because if you could come back as a ghost you would get revenge on people who didn't resend your story rather than your killers -_- there plot has many holes i do say!)


THE EXPERIMENT
So i mainly did this experiment for the latter but the other two types annoyed me too so i thought it was at least worth mentioning.so my plan was to read as many "THEY WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP" style ones in one night and go to bed. because apart from using the white bear technique (the More we try NOT to do something the More we are likely to do it like DO NOT THINK OF A WHITE BEAR, the command is in there so the DO NOT doesn't not make a difference) they are basically rubbish. So   this is what i did and this is a list of the things that were meant to come top me off.

KILLER CLOWN
ASIAN GIRL WITH BUTCHER KNIFE
BAD LUCK (SO PRECISE)
MASKED KILLER
KILLER
MAD MAN
MAD WOMEN
GHOST
KILLER DOLL
SOME UNDEAD THING (IT DIDN'T SAY ZOMBIE BUT IT MORE OR LESS INSINUATED IT)
VAMPIRE
MONSTER(ALSO SOOO PRECISE)

and you know what! none turned up,part of me was disappointed, and unless they all killed each other off. or perhaps they all went to go in my bedroom at once and then got stuck in the door frame and when the sun came up they dissolved. but i think the most likely answer is THERE NOT REAL,well somethings on that list is but not in a supernatural sense. so i can safely say,sleep tight...............


REFRENCES
WHERE EVER STUPID CHAIN LETTERS START